So I tried to make polite conversation with our...
Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.
I hope my kid is like this
izzetheking: HOw do i kill someone without looking rude
People love to not like people. That’s how life is. So if someone doesn’t like...– Lights (at 19:35 in the livestream)
iamnotyourwhoree: fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side
growlithed: i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
vagisodium: one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
gay-nations: I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
hommos: ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
codykru: everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin
It's gotten to the point where my essay is due
in 4 hours and I still don’t have enough motivation to do it